Hey, Ingles...

Running Time: 1:29

Released On: "Not My Cup Of Tea (Part IV)" - Various Artists (8 tracks)

Label: V. Poiskah Dodo & Friends (Shorty Music)

Release Date: 4th November 2021

Format: Download

Buy Link: Bandcamp

It's the curse of the English accent that you're not always the most welcome in various places around the world. There's times you feel like standing up and saying; "Why yes, my home nation has indeed done some pretty bad shit in the past, and I'm not 100% sure about the present, but I promise faithfully I wasn't personally involved in ANY of it." Or the standard English cover-all comeback; "Of course I'm not xenophobic. Why, one of my best friend's cleaners has a CD by Julio Iglesias!" This is just a tongue-in-cheek tribute to those awkward holiday moments, when you view the cup of tea placed on the table in front of you with utter suspicion. Hey, don't look at me like that, some of my best friends are foreigners... ;->

Hey, Ingles, your cup of tea...

I put a spit in it... hah.
Hey, Ingles, your cup of tea...

I put a dead spider in it... hah.
Hey, Ingles, your cup of tea...

I put a ball of dust from under table in it... hah.
Hey, Ingles, your cup of tea...

I put a hair from my armpit in it... hah.
Hey, Ingles, your cup of tea...

I put a foot-cheese from under toenail in it... hah.

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