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    Come, lad, sit on yer old 
    grandad's kneeI'll spin you a tale of times you've not seen
 Back from when I was just sweet sixteen
 The first time I did acid
 We'd been at the festies, most free in those days
 Watching the bands through a slightly stoned haze
 Seeing their lights set the night sky ablaze
 The first time I did acid
 But come dawn came the Police to call out our follies
 They beat us to shit, I got kicked in the bollies
 Retreat without choice, then the cry, "Up the Wallies!"
 The first time I did acid
 Out went the thumbs when we hit the main road
 And it wasn't too long before a car slowed
 A sympathetic face asked us where we would go
 The first time I did acid
 Destination Stonehenge, that was where we need be
 Not far from Amesbury on the A303
 Which was where he was headed, I would say luckily
 The first time I did acid
 Oh the welcome we got having come all that way
 "Have a joint, have some lunch, take the weight off." They'd say
 No doubt in our minds we were going to stay
 The first time I did acid
 Come the dark came the man with the interesting wares
 A sheet of strange paper, I asked what he had there
 "Blotters, young sir, shall I cut you a square?"
 The first time I did acid
 My eyes they lit up, I'm a traveller, see, son
 And that was a journey I'd never once done
 Spent my last 50p to make sure I got one
 The first time I did acid
 Coming up round a camp fire, the flames danced that night
 All climbing up to incredible heights
 The first of a thousand quite magical sights
 The first time I did acid
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    Movements left traces, as day 
    they were plainIn the sky there were lights, on my hands coloured rain
 I knew it wouldn't be long before I'd do it again
 The first time I did acid
 Then a funny thing happened when I was most high
 And I promise it's true, though it sounds quite contrived
 As my trip hit the peak, a Police car arrived
 The first time I did acid
 As you may well imagine, it gave me a fright
 Having no wish to end up in their cells for a night
 But when they saw I was tripping, smiled and put on their light
 The first time I did acid
 
    Were they out to arrest us, the 
    answer was "Nope!"They were just checking in and our hearts filled with hope
 And some friendly reporter sang a song about dope
 The first time I did acid
 Though the night last forever, the dawn was still due
 To the stone circle walked I by the light of the moon
 Sat cross-legged in the centre 'neath a sky of strange hues
 The first time I did acid
 Twixt the stones, in the distance, through lysergic eyes
 The sun first appeared and began to arise
 As it surely had done more than ten thousand times
 The first time I did acid
 The days that we spent there, like time heaven sent
 But nowt lasts forever and with money all spent
 Reluctant, we realised it's time that we went
 The first time I did acid
 Phoned home, reversed charges, to walk it's too far
 Said sorry to dad, asked if he'd come down in the car
 "I knew you were lying, I know where you are!"
 The first time I did acid
 And as I climbed in that vehicle bedraggled and wet
 Even while lectured that I owed dad a debt
 I knew this was something I'd never forget
 The first time I did acid
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