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23 Ruídos

 

Running Time: 8:49

Released On: 23 Enigma Compilation - Various Artists (81 tracks)

Label: The Church Of Noisy Goat

Release Date: 23rd May 2023

Format: Download

Buy Link: Bandcamp

 

 

 
 

T h e   t w o   q u e s t i o n s   w e   g e t   a s k e d   t h e   m o s t ;

1 .   H o w   d o   y o u   m a k e   t h o s e   s t r a n g e   n o i s e s ?

2 .   W H Y   d o   y o u   m a k e   t h o s e   s t r a n g e   n o i s e s ?


 
 

A N D   T H E   M A G I C   B U L L E T ' S

1 0 0 t h   R E L E A S E   G O E S   T O . . .

T H E   C H U R C H   O F   N O I S Y   G O A T !

Our second release on the Brazilian netlabel, following the seven hour monster that was Ratione Personae Mentalis, and our thanks to Bode for having us back. Nice man. The theme of this compilation is pretty much what it says on the tin, vis-à-vis the notion that the number 23, held sacred by the followers of Discordianism, can be linked directly or otherwise to all the accidents and incidents in the world.  Whether or not that be true, and we freely confess our cynicism towards such things, we thought the least we could do was make it very directly linked to the piece we produced for it, thus 23 noises it is.

Skit and meself had great fun setting up mics around the house and garden (and making Sam trip over the cables), recording just about anything and everything that made a noise (that's a list on the right there, albeit in alphabetical order, not as they appear in the track). Then it was off to the Mmatterialisation Chamber to stretch, shrink or cut each of those into samples of exactly 23 seconds duration, after which we assembled them with the loudest peaks in the middle of the work and the quieter either end. Oh, and we toyed with them mercilessly, as is our way. First one to send us a correct list of the order the noises appear in wins the official title of Biggest Saddo Who Really Has Too Much Time On Their Hands. Good luck!

Ladies & Gentlemen, 23 Ruídos...

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1. Combination Boiler
2. Cooker Hood Extractor
3. Dehumidifier
4. Dishwasher
5. Electric Kettle
6. Electric Shaver
7. Electric Shaver Cleaning System
8. Electric Toothbrush
9. Fan
10. Fan Oven
11. Hair Dryer
12. Home Office Ambience
13. Lawnmower
14. Microwave
15. Paper Shredder
16. Shower
17. Steam Iron
18. Tap (Running Into A Ceramic Sink)
19. Tap (Running Into A Stainless Steel Sink)
20. Tractor
21. Tumble Dryer
22. Washing Machine
23. WC Cistern

 
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