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The very sensibly named Stan Batcow is
another of those fiercely independent undergrounders that I seem to have
known forever. Above left is the two of us in Stanley Park in the early
90's, and right, at our current home more recently, us being near enough
neighbours now. By the time we first came into contact, he was already an
exalted name in the subterranean world, mainly courtesy of the couple of
years he spent with The Membranes in the mid 80's, but also coz of his
still active musical project, Howl In The Typewriter. I know what you're
thinking - if HITT were any good, how come they never had an album on M&E.
Well, there's a story; Stan was also running his own label, Pumf Records
(though it was all tapes in those days, like ours), and he had this thing
about price - they all had to be something very exact, like £1.37, I seem
to recall. M&E, on the other hand, sold tapes about £2.99 (I think, it was
a long time ago). But if we wanted a Howl tape, he insisted it could only
be sold at £1.37. And that the catalogue number was divisible by 7, like
all Pumf releases (you can check if you don't believe me). The latter
wasn't a problem, but we did a lot of promotional work for our bands;
zines, info publications etc, and simply couldn't have afforded to drop
that low. Stan accepted all that, naturally, and happily respected what we
were doing. But he has a serious dislike of advertising, not like a
hitting the mute button when the commercial break comes along type of
dislike, we're talking a real deep rooted philosophical dislike. Even to
the point that he wouldn't actively advertise his own Pumf releases! E.g.
no compromise possible. So he gave us a couple of Howl tracks for the
first "Guilfin benefit Tape" (MMATT 36, Jul. 92) instead. And we've been
friends ever since. And yes, of course, there was also quite a song and
dance when it came to Pumf releasing a MMATT tape, which it did the same
month. "Designer Brain Damage" (Pumf 182) it was called, just in case he
never told anyone about it. And there's another story, but one we've
already covered elsewhere on this website. And I even made sure that his
bit appeared on page 7 of the "Flashbax" feature! I sincerely hope he
appreciates all this effort. 34 years after its inception, Pumf remains an
actively releasing label, and his co-operatively financed "Godspunk"
compilations are well worth a look, seriously thinking about putting
something of me own on one soon. And I'll make sure there's no 7 in the
running time, just to annoy him.
LINKS:
http://www.batcow.co.uk/pumf/pumf.htm
http://www.mickmagic.net/Flashbax%207.htm
ALSO AVAILABLE: The latest volume
(19) in Pumf's ever popular complilation CD series. And isn't that a
lovely cover? We took that picture for him specially in Menorca a couple
of years back, knowing of his love of clown pictures for the series. But
did he use it? Did he appreciate that we'd thought of him while relaxing
on holiday? Did he worry about his inflexibility breaking the heart of a
poor little Twizzle Magic who had been promised she would be on an album
cover? Did he bollocks. Well, here's a look at what a great cover you
could have had, you ungrateful bastard! |
HOWL
IN THE TYPEWRITER
MANIFESTO (Pumf 777, CD)
It started with an e-mail from Stan on
February 13th;
"I wonder if you'd be willing to record a
vocal for me for inclusion on the long-planned-but-getting-nearer-reality
next Howl in the Typewriter album? It has an anti-advertising theme, and
its chorus is going to be the following lines (being returned to
sporadically, but in a different form each time): "We don't fucking want,
what you're trying to fucking sell, shove it up your fucking arse, then
fuck off and go to hell." Could you record those words for me, however you
want them to scan - spoken, sung, screamed, whatever? I'm asking quite a
few people then hopefully each chorus will be very different whilst being
the same. If you catch my drift."
Of course, I'm no great fan of commercialism
myself, and who could turn down the opportunity to do some swearing on
another band's album? The Man From Del Monte, he say "Yes!" Little bit of
irony there. ;-) Well, the finished product turned up here a week or so
ago (a few copies to boot, nice man, mostly), and very nice it is too.
Presented in a gatefold card sleeve, even including a black cloth insert
to stop the disc getting scratched, complete with libretto booklet (and
trust me, "Alternate medicines from China, insert tampon into vagina"
beats anything you'll see in Sammy Cahn's famous "Songwriter's Rhyming
Dictionary"!) so you can Singalonga-Max. Well, Rantalonga-Stan. It comes
in with a bang on a kind of XTC meets Chumbawumba vibe, and doesn't let
you off the hook for the whole of its 64 minutes. It's not tracks as such,
there are no 5 minute bursts of creativity followed by 2 second silences,
it is all one coherent work, a suite, if you like. OMG! IT'S A FUCKING
CONCEPT ALBUM! That's wonderful, it isn't something you'd expect at this
end of the musical spectrum, concept albums are normally the remit of
funny looking dudes in wizard's capes (sorry, Rick) and daft buggers who
think their Ford Escort can travel through time and space (um), but this
is thoughtful post punk, complete with stranger elements and a serious
message; heavy indie and psyche bits, Germanic elektroniksche (yes, I do
make these words up), TV cuts (a word from our sponsor) and abstract
experimentalism. This musical (and elsewhereical) warning about the evils
of consumerism was a hugely ambitious idea that has been heroically
realised and is well worth the fiver Stan is charging for it, though I
still think he should have done it at £4.99 and really
milked the irony! You'll find a couple of minute long teaser on the Pumf
website, and a slightly longer extract on a special radioshow Lord Litter
(a fellow contributor, as was Shaun Robert of factor X, another name that
will probably be familiar to M&E fans) put together for Hal McGee's
Electronic Cottage. Stan deserves an award if just for the epic mastering
this must have entailed, highly recommended.
LINK:
https://www.electroniccottage.org/lord-litter/lord-litters-electronic-cottage-radioshow-december-2018
PARENTAL ADVISORY: Do not play in
front of 5 year old daughters unless you actually want them to tell
Grandma to fuck off and go to hell...
Stan is a great fan of Magic Moments At
Twilight Time and leapt at the chance to help advertise our "Creavolution
Reborn" CD. Hypocrite... |
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